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St Ives, I love you, but….

St Ives bridge by night

St Ives has to be one of the prettiest Market towns I’ve visited. Steeped in history and very quaint. But our visit to this picturesque little town wasn’t all it seemed.

A lock- the windlass goes on the vertical pole in the foreground

We spent a few days getting here. There are a lot of locks in this area. It is to do with the watermills from days gone by (most of them are pubs now, so it’s not all bad…). But that makes it harder to navigate. And very energetic! We lost a windlass (the handle that you use to open the paddles on lock gates), which makes navigating quite hard! We knew that there was a good chandlery in St Ives, so managed by using a big adjustable spanner on the locks, which is very fiddly!

We spent a night at a mooring near a lovely quaint pub, Brampton Mill. There is a nice long stretch of moorings, and there were no other boats. We needed to use our mooring pins (like very big tent pegs- you hammer them into the ground and tie the boat ropes to them when there isn’t anything else to tie to). As Mr BBB was bashing the mooring pins in, I could see flies milling around near the ground. Then Mr BBB noticed a wasp on his sleeve- they were not flies, we were hammering into a wasps nest! I saw the multitude of wasps swarming around, so put my hood up and covered my hands with my sleeves to protect myself while I went to remove the mooring pin from the nest. As I pulled the pin out of the ground (feeling rather brave) my head started to hurt. It turned out that I had trapped a wasp in my hood! Wasp stings on the head are incredibly painful! I tried antihistamine cream, which was very hard to apply, under my hair. I tried ice. Nothing made all that much difference, so we went to the pub and I treated the sting with white wine, which worked, a bit. At least- I didn’t care that it hurt as much after the wine!

Under the trees…

We navigated to St Ives and moored up in a mooring next to the Dolphin Hotel. Well, we tried to… The water levels were quite low, so we beached (I believe that technically we ‘bottomed out) so we then had to spend some time moving the boat off of the bottom of the river bed! The moorings outside the hotel were deeper, so we moored there for the night.

St Ives is beautiful. Its crown is the town bridge, which dates from the 15th century. It was partially destroyed during the English Civil War and replaced with a drawbridge. The drawbridge section was rebuilt in the mid 16th century, and the arches are different styles on the newer and older sections. It has a tiny chapel on the bridge, which was built with the bridge in the 15th century. It was used as a residential dwelling (what a house!) until the early 20th century. Visitors can have a look around by collecting a key from the Norris Museum or the Town Hall.

The riverfront in St Ives is beautiful. There are restaurants, cafes, and parkland. There are plenty of old buildings, it is a shame to walk around without looking up- you would miss so much of the charm of the older buildings!

All of this old world charm has a cost, though.

The chapel on the bridge

St Ives is a practical place- it doesn’t make the mistake a lot of small towns do of looking lovely but being impractical without many shops or facilities- it has a practical shopping centre, community events and reasonable public transport links. Until you look a bit deeper. The beautiful bridge is low, a lot of boats can’t get under it, especially when the river is full. The bridge is not parallel to the river, which makes navigating through its one navigable arch quite a challenge. The pretty moorings on the town quay are a pain when you try to get off the boat. The mooring outside the Dolphin is between two trees which meant that the solar panels didn’t get any light, and the boat was covered in bird droppings.

The Waits- see how low the boat looks!

We moved the boat to The Waits, which was a challenge! In true St Ives style, The Waits looks beautiful. It has Holt Island on one side. This is a nature reserve with some lovely wildlife- kingfishers, pipistrelle bats, butterflies, dragonflies… On the opposite side is a road with some old buildings and a lovely church. The moorings are adjacent to the Norris Museum, which is an interesting place to visit. The Waits is a good mooring for a short boat, but for most narrowboats, it is too narrow. We have to either reverse in and go out forwards or vice versa. Narrowboats are not always great at reversing. They often have their own opinion on which way they should go! The mooring has an area described as ‘Disabled Mooring’. At first, I was intrigued about disabled mooring- why is it different. Then, when I tried to get off the boat I realised. There was a 3 feet climb to get off the boat!

After I had clambered off the boat I looked at the front canopy and noticed that it had rubbed along the concrete and now had a hole. Duct tape to the rescue!

Once I had clambered off the boat, I hadn’t considered that I would have to clamber back on again! I’m surprised no one videoed me and put it on YouTube! I am very proud to report that I didn’t injure myself at all! Or land in the river!

All things considered, St Ives is a lovely place and I would be keen to visit again. But I would be prepared! Take a ladder (or maybe just a step), cover the canopy and be neurotic about wasps!

 

What a day!

Wow, what a day!

It started with an incident in the shower.

I hang my towel on a hook on the bow of the boat, so it doesn’t build up condensation in the boat (and because there isn’t that much room). The bedroom is next to the bow, so it is easy to pop out and get in the morning before I shower. Well, this morning I showered and wrapped myself up in my nice fluffy towel. And my tummy hurt, it sort of prickled. It felt like there was a thistle leaf in my towel. So I took the towel off to check. No thistle, all looked fine. It must be my imagination. I put the towel back on and my tummy prickled again. I decided it must just be my mind playing tricks on me. But the prickling got worse. I checked again, and again. Still nothing there. Really odd! In exasperation, I looked again before I gave up and went to got dressed, and found a tiny red ant sitting on my tummy, surrounded by red bumps! I think it kept getting squashed when I wrapped my towel around me, so kept biting me! Thankfully I had some antihistamine cream in the cupboard!

After my shower the water was low, and since we were moored next to a water tap I decided to fill up the water tanks. I have already blogged about the many issues I have with filling up with water, but this was a completely different problem!

The plastic cheap hose lives on the roof

We have 2 hose pipes, one cheap plastic hose pipe that lives along the roof and I generally use at marinas. And a magic hose that extends as you use it, so it can’t get kinks in. The plastic hose goes very deeply into the water filler hole, so it can be left. The magic hose doesn’t, but it can usually be wedged into the hole as long as someone stays nearby in case it becomes unwedged.  Today, though, the magic hose wouldn’t wedge into the hole. It needed holding there. So I got my book and sat with my book in one hand and the hose in the other, thinking that I was being quite clever getting a sneaky read in the middle of the morning! The waterhole is on the floor. I was sitting on the bench, bending down to hold the hose in the hole. My back (and the ant bites) could only manage that angle for a few minutes. So I moved to crouch on the floor. But my feet and ankles could only manage that for a little while before I had to go back to sitting and bending forwards! It takes about 40 minutes to fill, that is a long time to be holding uncomfortable yoga poses! By the time it was full, I couldn’t stand up! Everything hurt!

When I could walk, I thought I’d pop the kettle on, after all, I deserved a cuppa! I went to get the milk out of the fridge and noticed a puddle underneath the fridge door. I opened the fridge to see what was leaking and saw something was trickling out of the cupboard next to the fridge. Further investigation revealed that it was a fairly large puddle of oil. The bottle of oil in the cupboard had fallen over, the lid had opened and it had poured itself all over the cupboard and floor. The cupboard is a magic cupboard, with a mechanism that allows you to get to the wasted space at the back of the cupboard and the oil was right underneath the mechanism. The gap under the mechanism is tiny and cleaning it involved contorting myself into a small uncomfortable space. Again! So I spent about 45 minutes hunched on the floor (again) cleaning up oil!

Roll on tomorrow!

Illness on Board!

A pretty picture of the boat. Not relevent, just looks nice!

I was worried about how we would manage with illnesses on the boat. Would it be harder than in a house? There’s less space and the boat needs ‘managing’ more than a house. We have to make sure there is water and that the batteries aren’t too low. Would there be enough room to have somewhere for an ill person? Would we all get annoyed with each other?

We found out this week! All 3 of us have been under the weather. Mr Big Blue Boat has been the worse affected, I think. He has been unwell all week. He has a viral thing and has been in bed for a day or two and is still not right. Me and Younger Mr Blue Boat haven’t been as ill. We were both quite tired and struggled to do much. I felt like I had run a marathon- all achy and tired and I couldn’t do anything.

Crazy Dave, the roof duck – surveying the park

When I woke up today, I felt better! The aches have gone, I have energy and can think straight (well, as straight as I normally think).  I’m back to blogging and can assess how we coped with illness while on board.

When I could see that Mr BBB was not well, I made sure we had water, which has kept us going fine. When we were all ill we watched easy films on the sofa and slept, just as we would have done in a house. Checking the batteries only involves flicking a switch, and if they were low we just had to put the engine on to charge them. So I think it isn’t much harder to be ill on a boat than in a house.

Unless it’s a tummy bug…hopefully we won’t experience one of those anytime soon!

The Nature of Stupidity!

As I sit here to type, I am looking around for a cushion to sit on. I have a very sore bottom. A painful posterior. Discomfort in the derriere.

‘Why are you in pain, Rachel’ I hear you all shouting! Well, it started with Ade getting a very painful head. Then me. And then a few other sore bits.

Looking up towards the doors when they’re closed
Looking down into the boat with the doors and hatch open

This morning, Ade got up and popped the engine on so we had hot water. (We can heat water through the engine, using the heating or with the immersion. The immersion only works when we are plugged into electricity at a marina; it was not cold enough to need the heating and the batteries needed a charge, so the engine was the best option.) He opened the doors to the stern but didn’t open the hatch because he wasn’t planning on keeping the doors open. Then a few minutes later he popped back to the stern to get some washing that was drying overnight on the stern. Forgetting that the stern hatch was still shut he walked straight into it. He came back into the boat looking very foggy, holding his head with a very large lump developing. I got him some ice and went the get the aforementioned washing. Guess what I did? Yup, I walked straight into the unopened hatch. It was such a hard thud it disorientated me and I fell down the steps, landing on my bum against a cupboard! We shared ice packs on our lumpy painful heads for quite a while before we could do anything!

I have been finding parts of me that hurt for the last few hours. My left shoulder. My lower back, my bottom. Which is why I am sitting on a cushion.

Someone said that the definition of stupidity is repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting different results. Like walking into a hatch, straight after someone else has walked into it! That really did knock some sense into me!

 

Buckden- The Poshest Village in the UK!

Buckden Towers

I always knew that Buckden was rather select.

Buckden Towers housed Catherine Of Aragon when Henry VIII wanted her out of the way. It has to be a fairly posh place. But I didn’t realise how posh it is until today.

The Big Blue Boat is having a new inverter today, which means that we have no 240v electricity. That means that the 4G router isn’t able to work. That means there is no internet access, which means I can’t blog! Disaster!

A (posh) cottage being re-thatched

There was only one thing for it. A walk (in the sun) to the pub to use their WIFI. It’s a tough life. I decided to walk into Buckden, there are 3 pubs to choose from and it is a reasonable walk.  I settled on a cup of tea in The George Hotel. A very posh establishment that serves you at the tale, no need to go the bar for service.

There were only a few other people in there, mostly reading newspapers. I sat down at an empty table, ordered my tea and got into some work on my laptop. After a while I realised that there were people around me- there seemed to be no spare tables, and there I was at the peak of lunchtime taking up a table with just a cup of tea! The staff were very nice, served me with extra milk for my tea and never appeared to mind that I was taking up a table. Once I had finished my tea I paid (I nearly went without paying- I’m used to paying when you order, not when you leave!) and popped to the loo before walking home. 

The toilets are very nice. There is a basket with small hand towels; you take one, dry your hands and pop it into a big ceramic vase when you’re done. No soggy shared towels or paper towels!

While I was there a couple of ladies came in, in full discussion about their upcoming holiday to America. Their conversation moved to the clothes they were taking and one lady sad to the other “That jacket is nice, is it new?” to which the other lady replied “Yes, I got it from Harrods.”!

I looked at myself in the mirror- windswept hair, brown t-shirt with a few holes in the front (very small- in my defence), blue jeans and trainers. Nothing I was wearing cost more than £25! 

I like to think I brought a sense of reality to Buckden!

Water, water, everywhere…

Today I had a landmark success and I am very happy! I thought I’d share it with you!

On a boat, you don’t have mains water. It wouldn’t work, the pipe wouldn’t follow you when the boat moves! And I don’t think that drinking river water would do us much good.

Beautiful, but I don’t want to drink it!

The boat has a large water tank and is filled up using a hose which is connected to a tap. We have a tap at our marina mooring which is shared by a few boats and when travelling there are taps at a lot of the riverside moorings.

Filling up the water is a basic part of living on a boat. It isn’t difficult; you join one end of the hose to the tap, put the other end in the water filling point on the bow of the boat and turn the tap on. You keep an eye on the water gauge so you are aware of when it is getting full, then turn the tap off, pop the filling cap back and tidy up the hose. Not really a difficult job.

The filler cap, on the floor in the bow.

Unless the person filling the water is me!

I spend the first twenty minutes or so watching the gauge diligently. I might make a cuppa, then check the gauge, fold washing, check the gauge. Then about halfway through filling the tank I get involved in something. Then I forget that I am filling the water tank. Until I hear someone shout ‘Rachel, there’s a flood!’. Then I dash down to the bow, wade through the overflowing water, remove the hose while it throws water everywhere (a bit like a cold indoor fountain) and dangle the hose over the river while I squelch back to the tap to turn it off. Then I sweep the water down the drainage holes on the bow and dry out everything that I made wet, while wishing I didn’t get distracted!

The more astute amongst you might have worked out that I am doing it all wrong. I should turn off the tap first, then remove the hose and clean everything up, then I would stay slightly drier and waste less water. But I don’t think about it logically! I think ‘Arrgghhh, there’s water everywhere- stop it going into the boat!’.

It is good practice to keep the end of the hose out of the river. It is our drinking water, and the river isn’t always that clean. But when I remove the hose from the tank and go to turn the tap off, the hose sometimes flies around, rather like a big snake being electrocuted!  It spins around, spraying water everywhere, then as the pressure in the hose lessens it sinks. Straight into the river. Or into a muddy puddle! At least the drinking tap has a filter…

The hose ‘tidied’ up.

 

Well, today we were completely out of water. At the bottom of the red section on the gauge. So I filled it up. I connected the end to the tap, put the other in the tank filling point and I didn’t get distracted! For the first time in 2 months, I didn’t cause a flood or drop the hose anywhere unsanitary.

Full water- no flood!

That deserves a cup of tea to celebrate, I reckon! Biscuit, anyone?!

How do you know what poisons a duck?!

We have been living on the beautiful blue boat for about 6 weeks now. It is fantastic- one of the best things I have ever done! We have adjusted to a slower pace of life, a bit Spanish- mañana! A lot of things take slightly more effort and time, but they are worth the effort. It’s all part of the adjustment.

For example; it takes as long to walk to the local town as it does to go by boat (about 2-2.5 hours and 7 minutes by car)! Walking or going by boat is much nicer, though. Although not good for a quick pop to the shop!  I think we are all adjusting well, and loving finding new ways of doing things.

One thing that has taken me a lot of brainpower is which cleaning products are best.

That sounds very sad, but it’s not quite as sad as it seems!

The boat waste water drains directly into the river (except for the toilet which is in a separate tank and emptied using a giant Hoover type machine). That means that anything that goes down the sink goes straight into the river. The dregs of tea in my cup. The water when I washed the veggies. The washing up water. The water from washing my hands. Or showering. Or from washing my hair. Washing up liquid and body/hair washes contain all kinds of chemicals that I have never heard of. But not all chemicals are bad.

Do these products harm the river? How do I know what harms a duck? Or a fish?

If they have perfumes in, will the ducks and fish suddenly smell lovely? Would they like it? We might inadvertently start a new aquatic fashion!

Most products work by using a surfactant. Surfactants break down the surface tension of the water, which lets the water clean the dirt from the hands/clothes etc. That is not great if you are a pond skater, and you scoot along the surface of the water. Will they all sink? Will we be responsible for the death of all of the pond skaters in Cambridgeshire?

Ecover advertises that the surfactants in their products are short lived so maybe only the pond skaters directly around the boat will be affected…!

I looked at this a lot and for a long time before we moved on board. I emailed Lush to ask them about their products, and how safe they would be. They gave me a helpful list of products that they thought would be best. Before we moved to the boat I experimented a lot with them. So we have settled on a couple of Lush products that we think are best for the river.

That seems to solve the biggest issues, but I have found a cheaper, simpler, safer solution. I clean the sinks, shower (and the loo- although that doesn’t empty into the river- I’m just stingy) with lemon juice or vinegar and sometimes a bit of bicarbonate of soda. I think that must be pretty harmless. And the cost savings help pay for the Lush products!

 

 

 

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