The Case of Cooper and the Curious Cows in the Cowfield!

We’re travelling again! The river has stopped flooding (hopefully) and the sun is shining. There is no stopping us! Well almost no stopping us…

We had a lovely couple of nights at Godmanchester.Pinnies A lovely little town just outside Huntingdon. We ate at the eat-in fish and chip shop and drank in the two lovely local pubs. Shandies in the sun. Does life get better? While we were there a boaty friend, Jason Abbott popped over to fit a fuse to the solar panel system and did a few other boat things at the same time – now the BBB is now all set for summer! We were very grateful to Jason for his help so we took him to Pinnies, a lovely cafe that is managed by Mencap. The profits go into Huntingdon Mencap and they provide work experience for people with learning disabilities. And the food is awesome!

Our next stop was St Ives.IMG_20180510_192330455_BURST000_COVER_TOP We avoided the main moorings in town (see St Ives, I love you, but….) and moored along a field instead. That was very successful. I like St Ives, now! We stocked up on food and drinks and spent a while watching a mother duck with her ducklings. All very idyllic!

On to the next village, Holywell, where Mr BBB’s sister, brother in law and their dog were going to meet us the next day. This is a beautiful little village full of thatched cottages. We have moored outside the pub before, so thought we’d moor alongside a field slightly further out of the village, thinking it might be better for Cooper the dog. Our river book (a bit like a river atlas) said that it is a cow field and that there is walking access to the pub. There was no sign of cows as we moored up and walked to the pub, which boasts being the oldest recorded pub in the UK and sports it’s very own ghost – a young lady who was publicly shamed after wanting to be romantically connected with a young lad. Very embarrassing but she has had hundreds of years to get over it… We found lots of dead wood along the side of the field so we spent the evening chopping it up for the fire.IMG_20180514_081525584_HDR The next morning we woke up to find the cows very close by. We are used to cows. Not much of a problem for us. I quite like them, they are quite cute. But these cows were very intrigued. They followed Yr Mr BBB as he left the boat. He was very calm and completely ignored them (top tip – best thing to do with cows is to pretend they are not there) and climbed over the stile. The cows became even more interested in us and came over to the boat. Mr BBB and I watched them for a while and decided it was best to move to the mooring outside the pub. Walking through the cows with Cooper the dog wouldn’t be wise. But neither of us really wanted to go out and take out the mooring pins! Mr BBB was brave and removed the front pin – which should allow the front of the boat to move around with the current and loosen the back rope, which we could quickly untie and go. What actually happened was, the current was stronger than we expected. The current moved the front of the boat so far round that it pulled the back rope very tight. Mr BBB is better at working out the physics of water vs boat so he tried to manoeuvre the boat while I stepped off (out of the rear canopy window and into the field that we were trying to avoid) to untie. I couldn’t untie. It was far too tight and the boat couldn’t move nearer to loosen the rope. Mr BBB talked about cutting the rope! Boat in a cow field!I like that rope and I am NOT cutting it! So I bashed the pin with the hammer to loosen the earth around it. The pin started to slide, but it was being pulled tight by the boat and I was worried that it might fly out and either hit me, the boat or get caught in the propeller. So I wiggled it slowly until I had it out of the ground enough that the rope loosened and Mr BBB could untie it from the boat-end! The boat, now freed, was now lengthways across the river and about a foot away from the riverbank – no way I could get back on. So I walked through the cow field to meet Mr BBB and the boat at the mooring outside the pub! Which was exactly what we were trying to avoid! Oddly enough the cows disappeared while we were trying to sort out the boat!

Cooper and his owners had a lovely visit, with no cows in sight!

Careless and Carfree?

We sold the car over a month ago. I thought you might want to know how we have been getting on?

We already walked a lot, so for local trips- shopping, cinema etc it hasn’t made much difference, but we have had a couple of longer journeys to go on.

We went to a Tapas night in a lovely little cafe in St Ives. While I have had mixed experiences of St Ives (St Ives, I love you, but) overall it is a lovely little town with some fantastic independent cafes and restaurants.

We booked a tapas table at The River Terrace Cafe in St Ives before we sold the car. Our plan was to travel to St Ives by boat over a few days. We thought the river levels would be fine in March- safe from the ravages of winter. We were wrong! We had survived the cold snap from Storm Emma and The Beast from the East, and when it thawed (straight into the river) Strong Stream Advice was issued, which meant it wasn’t safe to travel by boat. We didn’t have a car, so we had to negotiate public transport. St Neots to St Ives is only 10 miles, as the crow flies. But none of the roads go as the crow flies! By car, it is about 15 miles. By public transport, it is, well, a lot longer!

I drew it- NOT to scale!

According to Google, the quickest route was to get a train and then a bus, but the last train back was fairly early, so we opted for the longer double bus route. The X5 Bus from St Neots to Cambridge (it runs all the way from Oxford to Cambridge- 85 miles), then the funky new guided busway from Cambridge to St Ives. A trip of between 30 and 40 miles!  The strange thing is that it is cheaper to travel by bus all the way than to go by bus and train, which is only 20 miles! Odd!

The X5 bus from St Neots to Cambridge was running on its own timetable. I’m not sure if it was early or late- it didn’t arrive anywhere near the times it should have! It also got caught up in traffic on the way into Cambridge. We had plenty of time, thankfully! The Guided Busway was a bit tricky to get our heads around, but was on time and ran very quickly. It runs on concrete rails, so it didn’t get caught up in the traffic. The other customers were all fairly quiet and well behaved.

The Tapas night was amazing! Sangria, delicious food and friendly staff.  And we could all join in with the sangria because no one had to drive back!

The Guided bus back was good. Quick and uneventful. We were ready at the X5 stop to get the bus in plenty of time for the penultimate bus of the night. The bus was over half an hour late. The passengers waiting were entertaining, though. We met a guy who was on an epic journey from north Lincolnshire to somewhere very southern. He was probably going to miss his connecting train because the bus was late, and was understandably agitated. He wanted to make sure we all knew how to put our hand out to hail the bus! There was also a young couple who were chatting very loudly with some very strong opinions. They worked together and they were upset about children coughing and sneezing over the products they were selling. They felt it was the parent’s fault for not teaching the children good hygiene and decided that ‘parents like that’ had a choice to take the pill or have an abortion if they didn’t want to put in the effort to teach basic things to their children!  Wow- teach your child to use a tissue or have them aborted! Even Hitler didn’t consider that! When the bus arrived I was torn between being glad and disappointed. The loud young couple didn’t get on our bus so I missed the rest of their conversation. But I did get home!

Cost: £7 per person (Dayrider Plus– allowing travel anywhere in the area for the single ticket)

Effort: More hassle than driving. Took over twice as long. Could work from the bus, though.

Overall: More entertaining than the car but we needed to allow a lot longer for the journey. The cost was reasonable.

 

A boggy affair!

Guess what? It’s flooded again!

But you know all about floods. We are lucky enough to be moored next to a water tap and against a floating pontoon, so all is okay. It’s a bit hair-raising at night when the occasional tree collides with the boat making an almighty clang, but at least it makes a change from Mr BBB’s nocturnal nasal noises!  So I’m not going to blog about the water. Sitting on my boat which can’t move anywhere because of the flood, with the fire going and rain blowing against the windows, I’m going to stay in the warm with a cup of tea and blog about the bog!

A boggy park

Not that type of bog- although there are plenty of them around- this type!

A bog!

The BBB was built with a pump out toilet. That means we have a loo (above) that looks a bit like a house loo, which is connected to a macerator. The macerator chops up the waste, and then it goes into a tank under our bed.

A pump out machine

Once every couple of weeks I hook up a device that looks like a large vacuum cleaner to the boat and it sucks out the contents of the tank and deposits it into the sewer. This system worked okay for a while although I had a few niggles with it. The hose fits into the hole very tightly, which means that when I am trying to disconnect the machine I often fall over backwards and land in a pile of goose poo! The hose drips and dribbles when I disconnet it, which is not pleasant. But by far the biggest problem is the shortage of pump out stations. Where we are currently moored, the nearest is a 2.5 hour cruise away. That isn’t too bad. Unless the river decides to flood when the toilet needs emptying. That’s what happened to us- so we bought a portapotty. This is a little chemical loo that people often use for camping. It needs emptying more often than the pump out but there are a lot more places to empty it. Most marinas or boatyards have a disposal point as do most campsites. But- as we found- they freeze when it’s cold! So we have two portapotties! After a prolonged freeze/flood period, I found that if I’m very careful I can empty it into a public loo. But I have to be very careful not to make a mess! And I must look rather odd, taking a toilet into a toilet!

While the portapotty is generally easier, I have had disasters with it! One lovely sunny day the loo needed emptying so I thought I’d put it in the trolley and walk it to the nearest emptying point.

The trolley

This was through a cow field, over a humpbacked footbridge and down 5 stone steps. I thought it would be a nice walk. As I left the field, one wheel on the trolley was stuck- it wouldn’t rotate. It turned out that the bolt that holds the wheel to the trolley had fallen off (in the cow field- somewhere). I couldn’t find it and couldn’t move the trolley without the wheel nut. I decided I had to abort the mission and head back to the boat. If I lifted the end of the trolley so the front wheels were off the ground I could move it, but I had to take tiny steps and put it down every couple of minutes because it was so heavy! After about half an hour, the broken wheel (which was jammed in place) fell off completely. Eureka! The trolley worked much better with only 3 working wheels than it did with 3 working wheels and one broken one! I put the broken wheel into the trolley and headed back to the disposal point! With careful pulling, I got to the bridge.

The end of the humpbacked bridge

I was a bit worried about the bridge- if the trolley gained momentum I might not be able to control it and end up being run over by a trolley load of poo! A terrible way to go- what would people say at my funeral?! As I got to the bridge I bumped into a guy and we started chatting about his plans to move onto a narrowboat, which distracted me wonderfully- and the bridge was fine. Then I got to the steps. The guy I had been talking to helped me lift it down the steps and off I went to the marina (with the disposal point). I emptied the loo (a relief in all senses of the word!) and the guy at the marina gave me two nuts (one to fix the trolley and another in case it came off on my way home)!

I ached for days after that! 

But no more! No more two toileting! No more walking miles to marinas in the freezing rain, with a toilet in a trolley! We are going to move to a different system. We are going to have a nice shiny new Kildwick toilet. It will need emptying less and will be much easier to manage. I will regale you all with details in a future post- you lucky people!

I had better go and work out how to remove the pump out toilet- roll on having only one toilet!

Wish me luck!

Homeless Blue Squares!

As I write this, I am angry. Angry and upset. In fact, I am struggling not to cry (the tears wouldn’t do my computer much good)! I can’t blog about the actual issue that has upset me because it involves an individual and I want his permission before writing about him. But his situation relates to a topic I’ve been wanting to blog about for a while, so here goes!

We split society into groups. Adults, children, families, retired people, working people, criminals, carers, disabled people, homeless people, charity ‘do-gooders’. It is similar to the way toddlers learn to categorise shapes. Everyone has a section that they fit in. Squares with squares. Families with families. Like shapes, people often fit into more than one category. A wooden blue square could be grouped with other squares as well as with blue objects, wooden objects, toys… One person maybe a worker, part of a family, a criminal and a carer. Being in one group doesn’t stop you being in another group.

For example- I am a mother, a carer, I am a self-employed worker, I am a boat owner. Am I a homeowner- I have no idea! A carer can be disabled. A charity ‘do-gooder’ may also be a criminal! Squares can be hard to categorise, but people are so much harder. We are a complex and contradictory bunch!

 Over the last year or two, I have noticed more homeless people in the smaller towns in Cambridgeshire. I expect homelessness in cities like Cambridge and Peterborough (that is quite sad- that I expect there to be homelessness) but it surprises me in the smaller towns. Like most people- seeing homeless people makes me sad. It also confuses me and makes me feel impotent. How do people end up in that situation? No one would choose to sleep in the open when the temperatures are sub-zero. No one would choose to be ignored by most of society and subject themselves to violence and degradation. So how do people end up in that situation? And what is the best way to help them?

A mock-up of a homeless person’s tent, like the ones appearing in small towns.

We are told that giving money to beggars doesn’t help. That we should give to a homeless charity instead. I buy the Big Issue- it provides a job, ‘A hand up not a handout’ as the magazine states.  The magazine is an interesting read, and when I’m finished reading it, it is a good firestarter! It is a great way to help someone and on an equal footing. I am paying them for doing a job. They are standing up and able to chat with me, unlike begging where they would probably be sat on the ground and people would throw coins at them without interacting at all. Like feeding a dog. But the Big Issue only helps a small fraction of the homeless people around. If I am not supposed to give directly to the homeless person, how should I interact with them? It seems callous to stop and chat without giving the person money, and it is dehumanising to cross the road or ignore the person. I have considered offering to buy the person a drink. I imagine that would be helpful, especially when it is very cold. But it would be more respectful to the person to ask first if they want a drink! I detest coffee. If I were homeless, I’m sure I would still detest coffee! If someone bought me a coffee without asking, it would be a waste and quite frustrating! Asking the person if they would like a drink involves quite a lot of courage (on my part) and seems to be insinuating that I don’t trust the person not spend the cash on alcohol or drugs.  I will sometimes have an alcoholic drink when it’s cold. Who am I to tell someone else that they shouldn’t? Maybe I would develop an addictive habit if I walked in the person’s shoes for long? I understand that more money going to drug dealers perpetuates the problem, but I still feel that it isn’t my position to judge.

 We view homeless people like squares. They only belong to a few groups- homeless, beggars and addicts.

But that is an oversimplification. 

 Some people might beg for money because they have had their benefits stopped and they don’t have cash. They are begging, but they are not homeless or addicts. They may also be disabled (isn’t society supposed to look after the disabled), a parent or a carer.  They might not understand the benefits system- which is incredibly complicated!

 Some people are homeless because they were evicted from private rented accommodation and they can’t afford the deposit and fees for a new place. They are not begging or addicted to anything. They may be a family in emergency temporary accommodation a distance away from work and schools.

 Some people may have problems with addiction. This is a very tough problem. We attach so much blame to addiction, which is most unfair. When my father died of lung cancer after a lifetime of smoking I certainly attached blame to him. But addiction is a chemical thing. Some of us are more susceptible than others and we all encounter different triggers. It isn’t a weakness, although I may have thought so a few years ago! Maybe my judgemental attitude was my own weakness?

Addiction very often goes hand in hand with mental health problems. Mental health problems can be very hard to diagnose and treat. It is very hard to treat someone who doesn’t recognise the need for treatment, and even if the person does recognise the need for treatment there is not often a lot available. Addiction is not considered to be a mental health problem, so there are very few services available. If the services focus on the addiction, rather than the mental health problem that is leading to the addiction it means the services don’t need to provide as much. The government is going to put more cash into youth mental health provision, which is definitely needed- but they also need to put money into adult mental health provision. It is an easy area to ignore and it is easy to blame the person, but to do so is totally wrong.

So, you see why I say people are like shapes? We are so complex. We have stripey blue squares, with dots on! And squares with pictures of cats! Not to mention the circles and the triangles..!

Toddlers learn what different shapes and colours look like. They don’t learn that squares are better than circles. Or that orange is superior to blue. Maybe we should follow their example when we look at people. Homeless people are no less worthy than carers. Beggars are not inferior to families. Addicts are not lesser people than retired people. And most of us are a mixture of different groups.

Until we can walk in someone else’s shoes, we don’t know what has led them to be where they are, so who are we to judge them?

I am less upset now! Hopefully, I can post more on this when I have permission.

Back to my normal style for the next post- I promise!

 

 

Madame Rachel Sholet! Wombling Free!

It is very cold everywhere in the UK at the moment. We are in the grip of Storm Emma, which is bringing subzero temperatures and plenty of snow.

I have already written about snow on a boat (Christmas on a boat! With snow!)and about the issues with water (A boat drought?!) (we can’t fill up because the hose freezes and the outside tap is frozen). I am not going to write about the challenges of emptying chemical toilets when it is snowing and the disposal point has frozen, or even about the enjoyment of making tracks in the snow with the trolley and watching the falling snow rub them out! Or about icicles on the boat, or about the beautiful patterns the ice makes on the canopy window. You can guess all of that, I expect!

You also know about our decision to sell the car (For the love of the car, or not?). It was sold on Monday when it was cold, sunny and there were occasional snow flurries, and it seemed like a great idea! On Tuesday we walked (because we no longer had a car) to drop off the MOT certificate in a blizzard. Since then it has been incredibly cold and as snowy as Siberia! The cows have snow settling on their backs! The boats all have icicles on icicles. And we are walking everywhere! Yesterday, we walked to get tea bags and coal – we really needed them by the time we got back! Still, at least we’re staying fit!

Bungo, the Womble. Taken from Wikipedia

Since you already know about the problems of snow on boats, I am going to tell you about Wombles! I am not sure whether The Wombles really traveled outside the UK, so for the benefit of readers in other countries, The Wombles was a fantastic TV programme aimed at preschool children in the 1970s. Wombles were small furry creatures who lived in Wimbledon common in London. They were the original ‘Eco Warriors’.  They would travel around Wimbledon Common (as the title song says) ‘Making good use of the things that we find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind..’. They would collect things, take them into their burrow and turn them into things that were useful. We would call it Upcycling!

Mr BBB and a couple of friends have called me Womble for a while. Apparently, I look a bit Womble-like, when I have my coat and hat on. I wasn’t totally happy about this to start off with, I couldn’t see the similarities. I am short, but Wombles are much shorter. They are furry. They have long fox-like noses, and big ears. Then I thought about a bit more and I started to see what my friends meant. Wombles are quite cute little things. They are (almost) always happy and can always see the benefit of unwanted things. Maybe (forgetting the large ears and noses) it was a compliment.

I have decided to follow my inner womble. I wander around near the river collecting things most people don’t notice! Currently, I am collecting pine cones and small/ medium pieces of wood to use on the burner. I will Womble around with a bag or a trolley looking for things, wearing my woolly hat, gloves and scarf! The wind has done a great job of blowing bits off the trees ready for me to collect!

While I accept that I am quite ‘Womble’, there are some differences (other than the visual ones!). When I go Wombling in the cold, I get colder than a polar bear with alopecia! Wombles don’t seem to mind. Their teeth chatter because they are cold, but they warm up very quickly. I think it’s to do with the fur. If I get very cold- I am cold for hours. It takes me ages to warm up. The best way to survive the cold and to get properly warm is a warm bath, but we don’t have a bath. So I have found that booking into a spa is the next best thing!

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A lovely spa!

A few hours with saunas and jacuzzis/hydrotherapy baths has me all sorted again. It seems like a reasonable trade-off; bath for the occasional winter spa trip! I think a Womble in a spa would find it too hot and would smell of wet dog!

The second best way to survive the cold is a nice glass of something warming in a local pub, with a roaring open fire.

The view from my bedroom!

I have never seen an episode where the Wombles went to the pub! And I don’t think they drink alcohol. A drunk Womble is a strange thing to imagine! They are quite mad when they are sober!

I think channeling our inner womble is a good idea, Re-use what you can, and don’t be afraid to be creative! Stay positive- always see the use/benefit in things, people, and situations. Don’t be self-conscious, be practical! And work together.

But remember that you are not a womble- and do what it takes for a human to be warm! Enjoy the cosy nights by the fire and be grateful it doesn’t singe your fur!

Rachel- the hairless Womble!

 

For the love of the car, or not?

 

It’s miserable here today.

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Grey and cold

Grey and wet. Typical English winter. Cold- but not frosty or snowy. And wet. Very wet. Muddy. Not nice at all.

I need to collect some wood, do some shopping and empty the loo. But it is not nice out there. The car is having a service, so I’m on foot. But I wouldn’t have used the car anyway. It is a 10-minute walk to the car and by the time I have done that, I might as well walk to wherever I’m going! It keeps me fit. Before the boat, I was a dog walker/pet carer so I am used to walking a lot!

We are finding that the car is not very practical as it is often in a different town to the boat, which makes using it a bit tricky! So we have been considering selling it. It makes sense. It is awkward to find somewhere to park it, it doesn’t often get used and costs a lot to keep.

But it is a really hard thing to do. It’s odd. If it were a coat I’d say ‘It doesn’t fit, is not practical and I never wear it- so I’ll sell it (or give it away)!’. But that is much harder with a car!

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Not what our car is like!

It’s quite an emotional decision, which would make sense if we had a little sporty number, a vintage car, or a car with a strong emotional attachment. But we don’t! We have a Ford Tourneo Connect. A van that has been made into a car. It was amazing for dog walking and brilliant for camping. It did a great job of helping us move house, but it is not a ‘personality car’. It doesn’t have a name and it really is just a car.

 

So why is it hard to not have?

It’s not THE car that is hard to not have, it’s A car that is hard not to have. We have always had a car. We knew it was there if we needed it. It’s like a safety net. But when we are thinking about it logically we don’t need it.

What about shopping? We haven’t used the car for shopping for a long time. We didn’t do that before we moved onto the boat!

What about GP appointments? If we are near the car, we are probably also near the GP! If not, we will have to use another GP, like you do if you’re ill on holiday.

What about going away or visiting people? We will save money by not having a car. We can spend a little of those savings on hiring a car if public transport isn’t going to be practical.pexels-photo.jpg

The biggest problem is going to be getting gas. We often buy it from a petrol station (in a car- the bottle is very heavy), but we can get it from a marina if we are organised enough, which shouldn’t be too hard. A bottle lasts about 3 months and we have two, so we have three months to get a new one before we need it!

So, you see, the car is just an expense and there is no need to keep it.

But I have just spent this time writing this post to put off going out in the cold and rain because I know the car (that I wouldn’t use) isn’t there!

Totally crackpot!

 

Welcome, all!

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Welcome to the new readers!

Us Big Blue Boaters went to a fantastic comedy night (Comedy and Curry) in St Neots on Friday night.

We were sat on the front row (we didn’t choose our seats- they were pre-allocated, or we wouldn’t have been) and the compere for the evening had quite a lot of fun with us. I think he found Mr BBB (Big Blue Boat) and Younger Mr BBB’s jobs quite hard to get much comedy value from (IT and Computer Aided Design), but he had a lot of fun with my blog! He read it in the break, then picked selected snippets and rearranged them, he made it quite racy! Maybe I should take tips…

I had quite a few new readers on that night! Thank you, Lewis Bryan, for the advertising! And thanks to all comedians for making me laugh so much! My highlight was Harriet Kemsley, who told us all about her diagnosis of dyspraxia while tying herself up in the mic stand!

So, a big WELCOME to the new viewers from the comedy night, and the new reader all the way from Canada!

It would be lovely to have some comments- stop me feeling lonely!

Have an awesome Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Today, I thought I’d post about love. A lot of my posts are about disasters and how we managed them, so this time I am going to describe what I love about my life onboard the BBB. And some more bullet points…

  1. Being able to move. I love not having a location. When we were planning this adventure I wasn’t sure whether I would, but I do! I like being a bit unsure of where I am when I wake up. I get to see so much more than I did in a house, which is great as I am home a lot!

    The perfect mobile home!
  2. Being in touch with the world. That sounds a bit wooly and ‘modern’, but it is true! I notice the changes in the seasons far more than I ever did before. Over December and January, we found the hours of daylight were so low that we had to be very economical with electricity usage and supplement the solar electricity with a generator. Now, it is getting light by around 7 AM and not getting dark until after 5 PM so we are needing the generator less and less. The trees have dropped lots of big twigs that make great kindling. I see which flowers are emerging, which trees are in bud and which birds are most hardy! At the moment it feels like spring is crouched down, ready to pounce!
  3. Kindness. That sounds even more ‘modern’! Boaters are nearly always a nice and helpful bunch. Very keen to help out in a crisis. Also our friends and family have been amazing. So many offers of help and so much support. And everyone has been very encouraging, even when they think we’re completely mad!
  4. Difficulty and a slower pace of life. That just sounds mad! Everything on the boat is harder than in a house. Well, almost everything- it’s much harder to float and move a house! Toilets (whichever type the boat has) need emptying. Water needs to be put in the boat. Electricity needs monitoring. But that makes everything more worthwhile. I appreciate things more. Because the pace of life has to be slower, I can see more. I notice the small things. And I really like that!
  5. Hearing the rain on the roof. I used to love the sound of rain on the tent when I was little and this is very similar. It’s nice being lovely and warm inside when it is wet outside.
    Rain…on a cormorant!

    I have asked the others for the things they love about living on a boat. They put it more succinctly than me!

     

     

    1. It’s a boat. That’s just awesome (not the exact wording, but I’m keeping this clean!)
    2. You can choose your own back garden (without any gardening)!
    3. Every pub is your local pub.
    4. The TV is awesome!
    5. Being closer to nature and more ecological is great.

Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. Enjoy your lifestyle, in whatever way you chose!

 

 

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Whats the importance of a hairstyle?

I have always thought of myself as being long-haired, even when I had short hair when I had small children. Sometimes very long, sometimes not as long.

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Me with (wet) long hair

But before Christmas, I decided to be long haired no more! Not a fashion decision, but more a lifestyle decision. My hair was quite long and very thick. If I washed it in the morning and left it dry naturally, it wouldn’t be dry until lunch time. It took hours! That was okay in the summer, but as the weather became more arctic it wasn’t practical. Hairdryers use a lot of electricity, which we don’t have an abundance of in the middle of winter. I would rather use the electricity for more fun things! So I decided to have my hair cut short enough that I can just dry it with a towel. I knew I wanted it to be very short at the back and sides and maybe slightly longer at the front, other than that I had no idea!

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Me with nice new short hair

I made an appointment Molby’s  in St Neots with Jema, who turned out to be amazing. (I have no idea which hairdressers would be good so I chose one at random!) We looked at some pictures and she made some suggestions and I ended with an amazing, short haircut!

It takes about 2 minutes to dry and didn’t need any styling at all, perfect!

Since Christmas, we have had 2 Strong Stream Advice notices (A boat drought?!), which has meant we can’t travel to get water. We are already quite good at saving water, but I have realised how much less water it takes to wash my hair now that it is short! An added bonus!

I recently read about the South African water crisis.  It sounds terrible. Running out of water must be very scary. I read about the changes people had made to their lives to save water. They have some great ideas, but living on a boat where water is sometimes finite is still the best way to be forced to save water!

In my paid role I am often asked to write top 10 lists – so I guess people must like them! I thought I would put that into action for you lucky people!

Here is my Top 10 List for saving water

  1. Running taps. We all know that keeping the tap running while brushing our teeth wastes water, but running the cold water to get to the hot water wastes at least as much. Save the cold water in a jug and use it for tea!
  2. Turn the water off while lathering. Turn the shower on to make yourself wet. Turn it off. Apply shower gel. Turn water on to rinse shower gel off.
  3. Wash rather than showering. Washing uses a pint or so of water. Showering (even using above technique) uses many times more.
  4. Measure the water you put in the kettle. So you only boil what you need. This saves gas or electricity too.
  5. Lose the loo! Chemical toilets (portapotties) use much less water than plumbed in toilets or pump out toilets. Composting toilets don’t use any (more about them in a future post, you lucky people)! It’s not practical to change the toilet in a house, but a dual flush system will help, or just flush less!

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    Even pump out toilets use water…
  6. Wash up less. I love this tip! Wait until you have enough washing up to need a bowl of water. No more washing up cups as they are dirtied! Just remember to wash up at some point… And don’t forget to save the cold water that comes through before the hot!
  7. Washing. Don’t wash clothes unless they are actually dirty!
  8. Washing 2. This is for the hardcore (or desperate) water saver! Wash in the morning (or whenever suits you). Once you have finished washing, pop some clothes washing detergent in your wash water. Wash your top, underwear and socks from the day before. Rinse with the water you saved while waiting for the water in the tap to warm up (see point 1). Then you only have big items that need a washing machine and no wasted water. It is a bit of a hassle, though!
  9. Have short hair! Less water needed.
  10. Drink wine or beer instead of water. The saving in water might be lost by the increase in liver disease, though!

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    Cheers! Here’s to saving water!

I hope the people in South Africa manage to keep the taps on. Maybe being forced to save resources isn’t really a bad idea for all of us occasionally?

 

A boat drought?!

The Big Blue Boat is experiencing a drought. Which is odd, since the rest of the river is experiencing a flood.

Path running along the river- now mainly in the river!

I’ll give you some background first…

We spent a lovely Christmas moored in St Neots and on Boxing Day we headed to a friend’s mooring a little bit outside St Neots. We awoke the next morning to the sound of someone knocking on the boat. It was a neighbour, who was stood outside in the pouring (and almost freezing) rain trying to tell us that the water level had risen so much that the boat was caught on the ropes and starting to list!

A flood from 2013, when I lived in a house!

When I lived in a house a flood meant that the park flooded and the brook near the house was fuller and flowed faster. And boats are good in a flood because they float. But it is a bit more complicated than that. On this river the Environment agency issue river level warnings. They are: no warning (good to go, no problems), caution (river levels are higher than usual and/or faster than usual- proceed with caution) and strong stream advice (river is high and fast- do not navigate). We get a call, text and email when a warning is issued. Apart from that day. Our first experience of a flood and we didn’t get a caution advice. We received a strong stream advice warning for a different river; when our river was like white water rapids and over a foot higher than normal! By the time we got the strong stream advice for our river, we were already working on protecting the boat from the sudden deluge!

Flood poles to the right of Yr Mr BBB

Most boaters join their boat to land using a knot called a clove hitch. This is great because it tightens as the boat pulls on it, making it very secure. But there are two times (that I know of so far…)when a clove hitch is not a good knot. 1-in a lock, as the water level drops the knot tightens and the boat ends up dangling sideways by the rope and 2- when tied to a flood pole. A flood pole is a tall pole which goes into the river bed and runs vertically upwards, above the boat. If the river rises the boat floats up, guided by the poles and can’t end up deposited on the river bank or pinned under the water. If you tie to these poles with a clove hitch knot, when the river level rises, the boat pulls the knot tight and the rope can’t slide up the pole.

So, to recap, we went from normal river to full flood in a record time with no warning and we had not tied appropriately for a flood. And it was Christmas time.

Mr BBB and our neighbours resecured the boat (with clove hitch knots as we didn’t know any better ones), checked the other boats and made sure everything was okay. I provided tea.

Most of this is not normally under water!

Once we were quite confident that the boat was safe for now, we went out to meet some friends for lunch. The land near the moorings was flooded, and it was now snowing, so with a detour to buy wellies, off we went for our lunch date. By the time we got back, the river had risen even more and all of the standing water was frozen. We had quite a lot of fun smashing the ice until we started to slide on the thicker ice! When we got back to the boat, the river level was even higher, so the ropes needed adjusting again. And again…and again!

The river was flowing faster than I have ever noticed before, and it was bringing all kinds of debris along with it. Looking out of the window reminded me of the old Generation Game conveyor belt, log, tree, plastic tub, bottles, more trees…cuddly toy! A lot of this debris seemed to make a beeline for the boat. With a very loud SCCRAAAPPEEE, CLONNKKK, GGGRINNNDDDD as it ran along the side of the boat. The boat is made of thick steel, but it was still quite alarming!

BBBRRRRRR!

I expected the flood to last a couple of days (oh, so naive!). The Strong Stream Advice lasted for about 3 weeks. That meant that we couldn’t travel for 3 weeks. Which meant we couldn’t get to a water point for 3 weeks. We usually fill up the water tank every week – 10 days. This was a lot longer!

To start off with we didn’t change our behaviour very much. We didn’t use the washing machine, but carried on as normal. Then we made sure that we only washed up when it was essential and with as little water as possible (I like that way of saving water). Then we stopped showering and washed instead! We looked at kits to purify river water, and water containers and decided that we could fill up a water container (a big 51-litre container that rolls along the floor) and fill it up by car/foot. Not many places sell these in the middle of winter! One shop had one left, so we bought it. Now we know why it was the last one! The handle was broken and needed a screw to fix it and the waterhole leaked! We managed though. We filled it up and wrestled it to the car. Then it had to be manoeuvred through a muddy field… and then onto the boat without filling the boat with mud or getting mud into the drinking water.

Mr BBB emptying the last bit of water out that wouldn’t syphon)

Mr BBB managed this and syphoned the water into the water tank and the gauge hardly moved!  We decided that we would need to do this regularly if we wanted to fill up the water tanks. We arranged to do some washing in a friends machine and prepared ourselves for a lot of hauling water.

Then the next day the warning was downgraded to caution! We could navigate to the water point and fill the tanks up! We celebrated by showering and putting on the washing machine!

We are all learning some new knots now, and we know how little water we actually need to survive! As Mr BBB put it, We were quite green before, but now we’re positively Hulk!

 

 

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